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A forum for the off topic stuff. Everything from religion to philosophy to sex to humor (see why it used to be called Buggery?). All manner of rude psychological abuse is welcome and encouraged.
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:13 am
I gotta get me one of these. Perfect meal for a pre ciesta afternoon in California!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
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by Mk3 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 3:50 pm
Where? We'll ride motorcycles and call it intestinal Armageddon.
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:45 am
If they made that thing any bigger, it'd stop being a destination. It would become the route.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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by Sisyphus » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:00 pm
That's bigger than my stomach.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:36 pm
Next time you're up this way we'll have to hit Gorditos.

"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
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by Pattio » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:07 pm
The trick is not to fill up on the chips and salsa.
-Pattio-
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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by Zim » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:38 pm
Do they give you an award for finishing that, or consolations?
My aching intestines, that's probably a cup of sour cream alone, nevermind the rest of the... I was going to say meal, but the plural form seems more appropriate.
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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Beemer Dan
- Dark Poohbah
- Location: Oregon
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by Beemer Dan » Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:53 pm
Damn! That's more than I eat in two days! It looks delicious, but it would be like getting raped by food to try and finish it.
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
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by Zer0 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 7:21 am
I could almost make a meal just scooping the guac and tomatoes off top.
Only in America

'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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motorpsycho67
- Double-dip Diogenes
- Location: City of Angels
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by motorpsycho67 » Tue Apr 30, 2013 2:54 pm
We have a place like that down here.... they call it the Pregnant Burrito. If you finish it in one sitting, your next one is free....
'75 Honda CB400F
'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.