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All I can do it button the hatches, and tighten up a few things. Such as time limits on how long you may take to compose a post and hit Debauch! As of 24/01/10, I've set that at 30 minutes for now.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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Did you color your motorcycle a motorcycle color?
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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roadmissile
- Chief Marketing Schwaggerizer
- Location: CO
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Zim!piccini9 wrote:
/Speed is our religion.
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
"If requests are an option, I'd like to be hit by a beautiful and highly trained nurse, driving a marshmallow. Naked. And then she would buy me an ice cream." - Rev
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Zim
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Peyton Place
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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen
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UndertheGun
- Barista of Doom
- Location: Seattle/Olympia
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
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SSCAM
- Barista of Doom
- Location: The Fifth Circle
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de•moc•ra•cy
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
\di-ˈmä-krə-sē\ n. 1.Mob Rule, whereby fifty-one percent of the people may vote away the rights of the other forty-nine. 2.Tyranny by majority.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Is it weird that, now that we humans actually got to space to spy on our adversaries, dudes in spacesuits look totally anachronistic,and would do so even without their plane in the background?
Earth is third one from the left...
I'm worried about the Turks... they want to get into the EU so bad, they're cutting everything that they can cut - now, they've got to the length of the kilometer...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Mk3
- Captain Sensible, Space Command.
- Location: The people's republic of Illinois Welcome comrade, join the party!
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It's the U2. Current platform, and the pilots wear G-suits in order to, you know, not die. So even if it looks out of place, I have friends with them right now, probably angry about having to fix it.Is it weird that, now that we humans actually got to space to spy on our adversaries, dudes in spacesuits look totally anachronistic,and would do so even without their plane in the background?
"...when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES "!
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
"UTMC, it's an international disorganization of racers, aficionados, mechanics, lunatics, and scumbags. It's like an online motorcycle Mos Eisley."
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Yes, it's current...and it has been current for nearly 60 years...Mk3 wrote:It's the U2. Current platform, and the pilots wear G-suits in order to, you know, not die. So even if it looks out of place, I have friends with them right now, probably angry about having to fix it.
Those suits, they're not mere g-suits, though, are they?
From what I understand, and from what was presented in that James May show where he actually rode in that plane, they fly so high that, for a soft and squishy human, the health effects of being without a suit are pretty much the same as they'd be in actual orbit. So the suits they wear have to do the same job the pressure suits (though not the EVA suits) worn by astronaut or cosmonaut riding the Sojus, or by that dude that parachuted from that red-bull balloon, have to do.
If you do end up mentioning this to your friends, please also pass along my apologies for expressing my thoughts on the matter as I did.
They fly a plane that can't even land on it's own, that was built before computers existed to tackle tricky airplane handling, and that goes to altitudes where there are barely any aerodynamics left. And they don't do it with brute force like a Blackbird or anything, but elegantly. And they take better pictures than a satellite costing many times as much as their plane can while going places even satellites can't go in a hurry.
I understand they still got their job because there's no alternative to do the same job. It's just that, with half a century of pop-culture behind us, from that perspective, it appears a little anachronistic. But surely isn't. I actually like such anachronisms. Where things aren't changed around just because the technology moved on, but where the old way of doing things still hasn't been surpassed.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
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Nothing wrong with a tool that can still do as good a job as it did the day it was introduced. Nothing.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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For Joe. Found on teh tumblr.
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Ring, ring
"Tattoo shop."
"Yeah uh, hi, I was wondering if you have any time available for some uh, some work."
"Well, depends. What is it?"
"My cat. I want my cat tattooed."
"Oh, well, how big? Like on your arm or back, your ass, what?"
"No, my cat. The cat itself."
"What?"
"He doesn't have any hair and--"
"You want me to tattoo your cat?"
"Yeah. I guess."
"If you show up here with a cat and ask me to tattoo it I'm going to kick your ass, tattoo your cat with 'my human is an asshole' and then throw you both out on the street. Got it? I mean, you can't be serious."
"Well I was thinking of just an anchor on my forearm, then."
"...I dunno. You'd have to come by. Leave your cat home, though."
"Okay. You there all day?"
"Till five or so."
"I'll be there with the cat in an hour." Click.
"Dude, I--- God dammit!"
"Tattoo shop."
"Yeah uh, hi, I was wondering if you have any time available for some uh, some work."
"Well, depends. What is it?"
"My cat. I want my cat tattooed."
"Oh, well, how big? Like on your arm or back, your ass, what?"
"No, my cat. The cat itself."
"What?"
"He doesn't have any hair and--"
"You want me to tattoo your cat?"
"Yeah. I guess."
"If you show up here with a cat and ask me to tattoo it I'm going to kick your ass, tattoo your cat with 'my human is an asshole' and then throw you both out on the street. Got it? I mean, you can't be serious."
"Well I was thinking of just an anchor on my forearm, then."
"...I dunno. You'd have to come by. Leave your cat home, though."
"Okay. You there all day?"
"Till five or so."
"I'll be there with the cat in an hour." Click.
"Dude, I--- God dammit!"
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Thank you Billam. You're the best!
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
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It's true, I am.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
- Location: The Muckworks
- Contact:
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Check out the giant rubber grasshopper on the grill.
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
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“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
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The "catcher" still has her pants up, how does that work? All that being said, it is nice to know that there is precedent in case I ever meet my doppelgänger.SpecialK wrote:
Also, I love that the iPad automatically adds the umlaut on doppelgänger.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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They're using Anthony Perkins' steel dildo from Crimes of Passion.Bigshankhank wrote: The "catcher" still has her pants up, how does that work?
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
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“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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mtne
- Holy DAG Master
- Location: Denver at the moment.......
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How can it be fun if there's not at least an outside chance of dying?
07' KTM 950 SE
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
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I fuckin' loved that one.mtne wrote:
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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I fuckin' loved that one.mtne wrote:
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
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“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Moebius?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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Pintgudge
- The Big Oooola
- Location: Tacoma
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I used to get "Heavy Metal" all the time! Great Magazine!
If man is fit to be governed, is any man fit to govern?
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak
These are the days of miracles and wonder!
'81 Goldwing Standard w/'61 Ural Sidecar
'06 Bajaj Chetak