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That weird moment when you realize

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That weird moment when you realize

Post by Sisyphus » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:31 pm

that your highschool crush/part time gf ended up looking kind of like the claymation abominable snowman in a sad sort of way.
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by Mk3 » Tue Feb 11, 2014 7:38 pm

I think to be fair we need a picture of her too.

Especially if she has a white mustache.
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by Sisyphus » Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:11 pm

herp
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:05 pm

Everybody looks like a disturbing apparition and/or hideous monster on a webcam. Now that all pics on photo-ids have to be biometric and look generally generic, something else must take their place in the "oh I look horrible in that!" department. Only the very few, like models and movie stars, manage to at least look normal on a webcam. They've got camera-friendly features to begin with.
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by Jaeger » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:11 pm

Better than Heat Miser, at least?

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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:57 pm

Jaeger wrote:
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You're right, Jaeger, not even movie stars always make it work. Good image of Mr. Giamatti you found there.

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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by Bigshankhank » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:35 am

There are those stars that make a living as "ugly" models. As I understand it, they make a handsome salary :D
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by guitargeek » Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:45 am

I'm pretty sure none of us look the way we did in high school...
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by Pattio » Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:49 am

The claymation abdominal snowman is properly known as The Bumble.
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by Mk3 » Thu Feb 13, 2014 12:26 am

Ok, spot on, the bumble.
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by xtian » Thu Feb 13, 2014 7:47 am

The benefit of dating ugly teenager girls :mrgreen:
I'm not really from around here.

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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by Sisyphus » Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:56 am

derp
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by rolly » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:22 pm

Jesus Christ. Really?

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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by wheezy e » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:25 pm

guitargeek wrote:I'm pretty sure none of us look the way we did in high school...
true. Personally, i compensate for this by acting the way i did in high school. For instance, today i helped a 13 year old kid make a mousetrap powered ping-pong ball pistol which totally horrified his mother. Total horror is pretty much the same reaction i got from girls in high school.
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by Sisyphus » Sat Feb 15, 2014 12:13 pm

Rolly wins.
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Re: That weird moment when you realize

Post by MATPOC » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:14 pm

wheezy is my hero, where were you when I needed guidance

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