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by DerGolgo » Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:06 pm
Wanted to get started on the complete re-install of Windows I gotta get through.
Only to find that the Kerbal Space Program version 1.2 has finally been released, which kinda managed to grab my attention ...
Had visitors today.
My buddy Gerd, who uses ALL asian combast-styles (he's literally working his way through all of them ...) as psychotherapy, and Andy. Who just turned 40. Wife, kid. Career at a Dutch-owned railroad company going well.
Now I'm a bit jealous, because one of the conditions his employers had to agree to as part of bidding for some lines in Scotland was that ALL company functions would be held in Scotland. Lucky bugger is complaining he has to fly to Glasgow for a single business dinner. Literally.
Also recently had a stroke, and nobody can figure out why (no, he don't do coke, despite what all his doctors expect from a 40 year old corporate high-flyer). He just fell down flat one night, and everybody assumed it was because the approximately very many alcohols he had had that night (some of you may have seen me drink, and assume that I can "drink". Compared to him - nope, I can't. That night, he and a friend had tried out a delivery service that'll bring 700cc of long drink to your front door for a tenner ...). He only went to the doc again because he was a bit forgetful the next day and his wife had figured concussion or something. So CT scan and all that.
When the ER team came storming in to the small hospital's radiology unit to bring the stroke-victim to the big hospital stroke-unit. As directed by regulations, transport would involve the use of flashing blue lights and sirens to blast through any red lights.
They had to collect this stroke victim from the balcony outside the hospital cafeteria, where he was having a smoke and coffee.
In the stroke unit, he was told he could unplug himself to use the toilet. When he unplugged himself to sneak off and have a fag, the staff gave him the big lecture. Mustn't unplug himself, all alarms go off, bad patient, no ciggie!
So he downloaded the user's manual for his Philips clinical monitors and, finding that nobody had thought to make use of the access-restriction features, just turned off the alarm feature, so he could go have a smoke in peace. DOUBLE-lecture. Dunno how, but they caught him.
The forgetfulness has improved again, and apart form "something occupying space" in his brain stem, they have no indication anything is out of the ordinary. He's on an "entry level" blood-thinner for which there's actually an antidote.
He's the kind of computer nerd who grew up fat and anti-social, got thin, got womanizing, studied computer science while working his way up from the customer-service-hotline with the local transit authority. Now has a genuine executive position in a big, multi-national rail company. I think he may have a secretary, but I didn't ask. He's in charge of translating what the IT department wails about into language of the people who never want to spend a penny on IT on the board of directors. Would wear a "Railroad Tycoon" t-shirt if any of the young whippersnappers had any clue what that is. Never wears a tie, but always a kind of neckerchief, complains when they make him put on a bow-tie for functions involving the corporate über-boss. Who happens to be the Willem-Alexander, King of the Netherlands. The outfit, basically a subsidiary of the Dutch crown's own railway enterprises, is presently busy driving the privatized German railway company out of business, taking over almost every line that's up for bidding. Because, when filling out the legally-mandated forms for a bid, which must be filled out by hand, they are too thick to notice they are 2% over the maximum set for some price-difference right in the conditions. They were so thick they even tried to go to court about loosing a bid they just didn't fulfill the minimum requirements for.
I kinda like the idea of the Dutch invading Germany. Even more, I like the idea of the Dutch managing to conquer Germany because the privatized German railways either can't manage 7th grade or so arithmetic, or are so obsessed by getting the numbers precise and accurate (you know, "German"), they can't even notice they aren't matching requirements ... then can't figure out why their bid should loose because of that ... and are too damn thick to just fake it. I really like that idea. Lang leve het rijk van de Nederland! Lang leve de koning Willem-Alexander!
This guy is an inspiration to all. At one point, after the fat-nerd stage, at uni, he had two simultaneous girlfriends ... who knew and approved of each other ... he can't help but sit back and chuckle while the corporate stallions a few levels below him brag about their cars and romantic conquests. While they can't do other but wear proper ties. He doesn't even have, and never had, a driver's license, nor has any intention to acquire one. But he does have a wife and kid, these days.
What he also has is a special pass for travel on the German railroads. Regardless of which operator runs the train. Big corporate CEOs in the business, and some (not all) politicians get one. And he, to his own befuddlement. When the conductors see it, they stand to attention. He can't quite order the train to stop between stations, but pretty much anything else. The thing had a reflective finish on the embossed letters, AND a strip with some anti-forgery patterns that just shined brighter than fucking chrome. Otherwise, entirely unpretentious little gray card, like you'd imagine something would look that's carried by people who are too busy to even show off. No, I've known him for over a decade, he never has bragged about any damn thing, so I'm convinced. Railroad-Tycoon-Club membership card. I used to march under a red banner with that guy. I'm happy for him.
Also, I learned that Bombardier trains suck, will shake the passengers all over the cabin even just on a straight stretch of track. Hitachi trains are pretty neat, so if you gotta buy a train, as with many things, go Japanese.
My buddy Gerd, meanwhile, told us about his unsuccessful quest to find the gang of thugs who jumped him near the train-station of his hometown a month or two ago. He saw one of the trio the other day, but there was a window between them, so no proper encounter could ensue. He only recognized the guy because that was the one he had immobilized and used as a human shield when they had jumped him. Likely dealers who saw him around their turf, the parking lot next to the train station after midnight, and had figured a bald, pot-bellied guy in his late forties must be a plain-clothes cop. Gerd described a few things about the martial arts moves he had used to make them run away like little kids, and the basic principles of these. Andy and I realized that we were experiencing what people like Gerd (who needs advance notice if you send him an Email ...) experience when the likes of Andy and I talk about "classes" and a program being "object oriented".
Headaches have been particularly bad these last few days, had hypno-therapy for pain on Friday ... and the pain got worse right during that therapy, so I had to skip Tai-Chi later that afternoon. With the pain being like that, I welcomed an opportunity to explore the analgesic qualities of beer and single-malt. Also found out there's a ... "connoisseur" beer store withing walking distance of me, where a single, unpretentious bottle, right off of the shelf, can set ya back €20. Didn't go there tonight, but Andy recommended it. A beer place recommended by a railroad-tycoon is probably worth a visit, I should think.
I do not think I'd find anything that can surpass our local brew, but I've been brought up a gentleman. I'll give the other guy a fighting chance, I will.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.