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Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:12 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:
Jaeger wrote:...I should be able to, especially with Mrs. Jaeger's backing. She's very much in favor of this plan after watching me writhe and mutate over the past decade.
...My wife, much like yours, is in favor of this plan. We should introduce them.

Hmm. Let's see what we can do about that.

Seriously, though, yeah, I've said may times that if I could make the same coin working as a dispatcher or driving trucks again I'd do it in a fucking heartbeat.

When I was dispatching I even knew the benefit of the job at the time: at the end of your shift, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. End of shift = done. Every day is a new day. Can't take that shit home with ya.

I've been doing the work-from-home thing, which is precisely as awesome and awful as you'd think. Yeah, you never have to leave home... but you never leave the office either. It's always there. When your employer starts taking advantage of that... yeah, no.

Life is too short, and we'll all be dead for a very long time. It's insane to miss out on life by simply slaving to make money for someone else who will, in turn, toss you away when you're no longer useful. Fuck that.

--Jaeger

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Tue Nov 01, 2016 4:22 pm

Here I sit at a hotel in central Florida, middle of the evening with a few beers in my system, listening to some classic Public Enemy (It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back) while doing my monthly project billings. I will not be a puppet!

guitargeek · Post by **guitargeek** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:50 am

Shouldn't there be cocaine?
Isn't that everywhere in Florida?

Sharks, alligators, cocaine, and Florida Man!

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Wed Nov 02, 2016 2:04 am

guitargeek wrote:Shouldn't there be cocaine?
Isn't that everywhere in Florida?

Sharks, alligators, cocaine, and Florida Man!

God I have a hard enough time sleeping without coke in my system.
For reference, sharks are a California thing, and cocaine is a south Florida thing, but gators are everywhere. Florida is basically three states all contained within a single geographical area. I also picked away on the old banjo for about an hour last night, though I still suck at it. My left hand just will not move fast enough between chord changes.

guitargeek · Post by **guitargeek** » Fri Nov 04, 2016 10:03 am

Try switching hands when you jerk off, to develop greater manual dexterity on that side.

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:25 am

guitargeek wrote:Try switching hands when you jerk off, to develop greater manual dexterity on that side.

Well I'm already a lefty, so...

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Sat Nov 05, 2016 5:28 am

In other news, the wife and I just completed a RunDisney 10K event here at EPCOT. After this, we dine on fine foods from all over the world and get super drunk. Disney is not just for kids.

guitargeek · Post by **guitargeek** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:22 am

Not for me, either.

I don't run unless there's something bigger and meaner than I am chasing me, and assuming that my attempts at negotiation and bribery have failed.

xtian · Post by **xtian** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 1:16 pm

guitargeek wrote:Not for me, either.

I don't run unless there's something bigger and meaner than I am chasing me, and assuming that my attempts at negotiation and bribery have failed.

you never know. still waiting for these elections results

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 2:05 pm

From time to time people visit the state of Florida (why I simply do not comprehend), but when they do, and by coincidence those people are dismembers of this here interweb forum, well I am here to welcome them. Matpoc was here a few months ago, and earlier this week Señor Jeager and the Lady Miska were close enough for me and my lovely spouse to intrude upon their vacation.

I swear the ladies were there.

Go get a job you bum.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:40 am

Bigshankhank wrote:From time to time people visit the state of Florida (why I simply do not comprehend), but when they do, and by coincidence those people are dismembers of this here interweb forum, well I am here to welcome them. Matpoc was here a few months ago, and earlier this week Señor Jeager and the Lady Miska were close enough for me and my lovely spouse to intrude upon their vacation.
...
I swear the ladies were there.

Go get a job you bum.

Good times! Many thanks to Mr. & Mrs. BSH for schlepping all the way down from Sarasota to see us! Y'all were a welcome distraction from both the news and from my in-laws.

--Jaeger

Post by **DerGolgo** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:53 pm

Just found yet another fucking ecg electrode sticky thing.
How come band-aids, any kind of band-aid, will itch like fuck and fall off all by itself within 30 seconds, but the damn electrode stickers stay on like they're welded there, and I don't even find them all the next time I have a damn shower?!

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:04 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Just found yet another fucking ecg electrode sticky thing.
How come band-aids, any kind of band-aid, will itch like fuck and fall off all by itself within 30 seconds, but the damn electrode stickers stay on like they're welded there, and I don't even find them all the next time I have a damn shower?!

Uh, so a couple of questions related to your post;

-How long was it there?

-Where was it located?
--Addendum to the previous question:Did you find it where it was originally placed, or did it "move"?

-Were you not aware an electrode was placed there? Perhaps had a mental count going to account for them?
--Addendum to the previous question: Like, how many were applied? Can you confirm that all of them were applied during the same scan?

Word of advice, if you want to fuck with your technician or nurse, apply a thin layer of deodorant to your skin. Learned that trick in polygraph school.

Post by **DerGolgo** » Tue Nov 15, 2016 2:52 am

Bigshankhank wrote:Uh, so a couple of questions related to your post;

-How long was it there?

Sunday morning, about 6:45 AM.

Bigshankhank wrote:-Where was it located?
--Addendum to the previous question:Did you find it where it was originally placed, or did it "move"?

Chest, top of the ribcage, towards my left shoulder.
Didn't pay enough attention to the original placement to answer the addendum.

Bigshankhank wrote:-Were you not aware an electrode was placed there? Perhaps had a mental count going to account for them?
--Addendum to the previous question: Like, how many were applied? Can you confirm that all of them were applied during the same scan?

I was aware electrodes were placed. I didn't think of counting them at the time.
I suppose "enough" were placed. Pretty sure I got them all, now.

Bigshankhank wrote:Word of advice, if you want to fuck with your technician or nurse, apply a thin layer of deodorant to your skin. Learned that trick in polygraph school.

I had neither the time nor the inclination to mess with the EMTs.

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Tue Nov 15, 2016 4:39 am

Well now EMTs represent a more drastic scenario, as opposed to willfully walking in to a cardiologist.
Are you well? I hope you are well.

Post by **DerGolgo** » Tue Nov 15, 2016 9:58 am

I'm well. Thanks for asking!

12ci · Post by **12ci** » Tue Nov 15, 2016 12:08 pm

what am I doing?

staring out at an empty parking lot, looking for someone-anyone, really-to come in...or call...or email...or text...

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Wed Nov 16, 2016 12:47 pm

Bigshankhank wrote:Word of advice, if you want to fuck with your technician or nurse, apply a thin layer of deodorant to your skin. Learned that trick in polygraph school.

--Jaeger

wyckedsin · Post by **wyckedsin** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 5:32 pm

Packing up my new 1911 to send back to the manufacturer...the slot the extractor fits in was misbored, not allowing the extractor to pull the case from the chamber properly.

Is sad puppy...

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:44 am

Fuckin' the dog at the office today, noone is around and if not for trying to get ahead of some end of month billings and financial stuff (the worst part of my job) I wouldn't be here either. Jamming my Pandora out of rebellion.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:06 pm

Mishka and I just submitted our application package to start a small business! Eek!

[media]https://youtu.be/wcW_Ygs6hm0[/media]

Details forthcoming. How y'all like "Illumination Services, LLC"?

--Jaeger

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 3:37 pm

Perusing CFR>Title 47>Chapter I>Subchapter D>Part 97

Post by **DerGolgo** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 4:58 pm

Jaeger wrote: Details forthcoming. How y'all like "Illumination Services, LLC"?

--Jaeger

That depends.
You going into the lighting-business, or are you going to be like a private-eye/commercial-intelligence-service?

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 5:26 pm

Jaeger wrote:Mishka and I just submitted our application package to start a small business! Eek!

[media]https://youtu.be/wcW_Ygs6hm0[/media]

Details forthcoming. How y'all like "Illumination Services, LLC"?

--Jaeger

Go for it, become one of the 1% who will no longer need to worry about taxes.

Yes I am intrigued.

12ci · Post by **12ci** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:09 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
Jaeger wrote: Details forthcoming. How y'all like "Illumination Services, LLC"?

--Jaeger
That depends.
You going into the lighting-business, or are you going to be like a private-eye/commercial-intelligence-service?

yes, please enlighten us

Bo_9 · Post by **Bo_9** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:12 am

At work this morning, and will be every day till Christmas.
Really sucks the "Joy of the Season" out of things.

wyckedsin · Post by **wyckedsin** » Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:50 am

Bigshankhank wrote:
guitargeek wrote:Shouldn't there be cocaine?
Isn't that everywhere in Florida?

Sharks, alligators, cocaine, and Florida Man!
God I have a hard enough time sleeping without coke in my system.
For reference, sharks are a California thing, and cocaine is a south Florida thing....

Sorry Hank, but it turns out Florida is the Shark Attack Capital of the US...even beating out the small set of islands in the Pacific where some surfer girl lost an arm and they made a movie about her...

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015 ... in-the-us/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Sat Nov 26, 2016 5:46 am

No shit? Must be east coast, we never hear about shark attacks on the west coast (represent!).

jae · Post by **jae** » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:36 am

Building a bench power supply. Hoping to pair the 12v source with a momentary switch to allow me to pulse fuel injectors for cleaning.

Skkot · Post by **Skkot** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 5:02 pm

Having dirty martini at Red Horse after work; left bike at office, took van. Have to coordinate for company holiday party here. I do like this place. Watching TV in the bar, CBS showing Russian helicopter dropping ordnance. Bartender changed channel to football. I hate football. So thusly this post. Good job, this bartender, though. Exactly what she should do.

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