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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:32 am

I don't even know what the hell this is, but I figured I'd share... don't watch if you're prone to seizures or nightmares.

http://gorillamask.net/rubberjohnny.shtml

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Post by Moto_Myotis » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:34 am

That's creepy and about a million hours long, so I had to stop watching. :shock:

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Post by red » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:31 am

gotta love Aphex Twin! he's freaking bizarre!

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Post by Dobbs » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:47 pm

Whoa! That's fuckin' wierd...
Does it scare you? That I'm able to discern, what to love and what to burn!

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Post by SidVicious » Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:32 pm

i want to know where that one video is.

the one with the sort of S&M biker guy cracking a whip and having a guy in a gimp suit run around on a dirt bike.

i'm sure someone remembers what i'm talking about.
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Post by Rench » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:19 pm



Utterly...horrifying...and can't...look...away....

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Post by Rench » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:24 pm



Oh!!!! Oh fuck me, now it's relly going, and oh shit, I'll never pass the psych exam for my new job after seeing this.... :shock:

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Post by monstergirl » Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:48 pm

Brilliant!!!

Just what I needed tonight. I may have to watch that over and over!
Oops. What does that say about me?
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Post by XtopherJ » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:29 am

that vid was rad! yeah, i said "RAD" i'm trying to bring it back.

i'm going to list that site as my home page next time i'm due for my security clearance.

that shouldn't cause problems, should it?

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