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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

What's your name?

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:27 am

http://ratbike.org/motorcycho/outlawname.php

According to this, with my real name I would be
Moose of the Bone Breakers MC,
yet what it makes out of my nick is much more interesting (and since I am bearded and large gutted.....scary)
Dirtbeard of the Hell's Beerguts MC.......


If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Flat_Black_Rat
Rally Jackelope of Ever
Location: Seattle, WA

Post by Flat_Black_Rat » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:31 am

I would be Shovelhead of the Sons of Santa MC... wow now I feel like knocking over a 7-11, or something on my frigg'n huge hog... ohh well, I guess I'll just tear up some back roads on my cafe racer...
"Our Country won't go on forever, if we stay soft as we are now. There won't be any America because some foreign soldiery will invade us and take our women and breed a hardier race!" Lt. Gen. Lewis B. Puller, USMC
2005.5 KTM 950 Adventure
1999 Honda CR250R
1978 Honda CT70 - Plated

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rhinoviper
Toe-Draggin' Speed Monkey
Location: Tiny Town
Contact:

Post by rhinoviper » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:35 am

We've done something like this once before, but my outlaw name according to this site is:

Bitch of the Hungry Horses MC

If memory serves, if you're female, you're automatically Bitch. Hmmm...If you can read this, I AM THE BITCH. :evil:
'00 SV650 "Banshee"
'03 Aprilia Tuono "dewey"
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wyckedsin
Barista of Doom
Location: exploring the rabbit hole looking for Alice...

Post by wyckedsin » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:55 am

Dogbreath of the White Werewolfes MC...how oddly fitting
Sanity has left the building

Gauss
Barista of Doom
Location: Denver
Contact:

Post by Gauss » Thu Sep 16, 2004 12:25 pm

Ironhorse of the Dirty Ducks MC

purple passion
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Looking for the"Perfect Storm" -MA

Post by purple passion » Thu Sep 16, 2004 1:10 pm

Bitch of the White Wearwolves MC
Rhino- looks like we ride together
"The day is coming when a single carrot freshly observed, will set off a revolution"

smashinator
Barista of Doom
Location: Rancho Relaxo

Post by smashinator » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:14 pm

Headbanger of the Satan's Barbers.

***edit*** those sneaky bastards updated it. Now I'm Ratso of the Booze Junkies MC

Ames
Megachiroptera Übermench
Location: Denver, CO in MY OWN DAMN HOUSE!
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Post by Ames » Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:55 pm

Strangeman of the Sons of Santa MC??? :shock:
Cheers,
Ames.
Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you...stranger!
Quid Ita Serius?
You never know how much you appreciate your civil liberties until they've been violated.

Thumper
Magnum Jihad
Location: B right on!!
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Post by Thumper » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:23 pm

BUBBA OF THE DONKEY PUNCHERS MC

Damn that's hard, y'all step back now...hear.
So this is where I'm supposed to put a witty or profound statement. I'll work on that

-Motorcycle - List of accessories that proves my commitment to said motorcycle

lifeon2
Magnum Jihad
Contact:

Post by lifeon2 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 4:09 pm

Titty Squeazer of the Donkey Punchers MC

for some reason this makes me feel good about my self :mrgreen:
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive

If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

Beemer Dan
Dark Poohbah
Location: Oregon
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Post by Beemer Dan » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:09 pm

Dirtbeard of the Satan's Barbers MC
They swore it was the correct one, but swearing doesn't make a sprocket fit where it doesn't want to. --WeAintFoundShit

lifeon2
Magnum Jihad
Contact:

Post by lifeon2 » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:16 pm

patches crosson, wow doesnt that sound steamy
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive

If your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

deaconblooz
Magnum Jihad
Location: Chicago - suburban

Post by deaconblooz » Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:34 am

Ol, Headbanger of the White Werewolves MC...

I think my pornstar name is Tyler Gardiner, so a combo may be in order, perhaps Ty Headgardiner of the Beige Beowulfs. MC.

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beemer pat
Barista of Doom
Location: N 39.65653 W105.09209
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Post by beemer pat » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:11 am

Smokey of the Death Cats MC.
04 KTM 525 EXC
01 R1150GS
92 K100RS
www.cohvco.org BlueRibbon Coalition http://sharetrails.org
www.RiderDown.org
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ProdigalSon
El Asbestos Pajamas
Location: Detroit Michigan
Contact:

Post by ProdigalSon » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:33 am

Meat-O of the Satan's Barbers
Maxwell, the Prodigal Son

Nemo Maulus Felix

CBR600RR

King Scoot Fighter
Magnum Jihad
Location: Denver City Denver

Post by King Scoot Fighter » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:08 am

Boo-Boo of the Bone Breakers MC
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SlyAttacks
Magnum Jihad
Location: Lakewood, Colorado
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Post by SlyAttacks » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:04 pm

Titty Squeezer of the Cracked Craniums MC :mrgreen:
<a href="http://www.slyattacks.com/" target="_blank">SlyAttacks.com</a> (LoKi)

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kam
Magnum Jihad
Location: Seattle, again.
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Post by kam » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:16 pm

Knucklehead of the Dirty Drunkards MC

muhahahaha
"There are only three sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting, and motor racing. All the rest are merely games." - Ernest Hemingway
"Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?" - Anton Chigurh

'08 versys aka big red bitch

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collegeboy01
Magnum Jihad
Location: Denver Metro - lakewood
Contact:

Post by collegeboy01 » Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:47 am

Knucklehead of the Sons of Santa MC

Hmm . . .

Knucklehead fits, I guess

An' my Dad has a beard and is Santa at Xmas, so . . .

Omigod! I'm gonna go check my online horoscope now!!

Charlie
SocrazyJapanesebike!
07 (the good year) SV650
15 CRF250L midget ADV bike

schotzy
Maltov Rattlecan
Location: Phoenix, currently
Contact:

Post by schotzy » Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:59 pm

Bitch of the Popes of Hell MC
Methylchloroisothiazolanone is my favorite word EVER.

Codon
Pin Puller
Location: The Desert

Post by Codon » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:21 am

Cowboy Codon of the Crazy Dawgs MC

hmmm...

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