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In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
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In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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