the tatjacket

Pattio · Post by **Pattio** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:43 am

behold the power of the entrepreneurial spirit at work.

http://www.tatjacket.com/index.php

It's the tatjacket. the tatinator. Tatinus maximus making copies. (sorry)

goose · Post by **goose** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:45 am

Brilliant!

Rabbit_Fighter · Post by **Rabbit_Fighter** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:00 am

What about making shirts for guys like me who are severely lacking street cred due to their tatoo free arms. Can they print tatoos onto the sleeves so I can wear them out to bars?

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:02 am

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:What about making shirts for guys like me who are severely lacking street cred due to their tatoo free arms. Can they print tatoos onto the sleeves so I can wear them out to bars?

Already done.

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060603 ... o-sleeves/

http://www.stupid.com/fun/TSLV.html

--Jaeger

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:07 am

Need me some tatslacks I guess. Maybe some tatdockers for when I'm feelin' casual. Oh, and when Fall rolls around maybe some tatcords? See I have a tat on my lower leg, so that's why that's funny.

Metalredneck · Post by **Metalredneck** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:18 am

Tat-Thongs?

Photo · Post by **Photo** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:24 am

Where's Eyeball? Won't he need a tat-condom?

I've also seen a few theme park employees who could've used a tat-condom (that, or they could just "close up shop")

Rench · Post by **Rench** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 11:18 am

I've actually always wanted just the opposite: a custom shirt with all my tatoos on it to wear when it's unacceptable to be without a shirt...

-Rench

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:57 pm

I need the opposite of this. I want a blank skin body suit (preferrably retaining my attractive skin-tone mix of Irish/Mediterranean/Middle-Eastern rouge), a flesh tone turtleneck, some skin colored gloves, and a skin-tone ski-mask with my face silkscreened on it.

I'm pretty effen marked up.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:59 pm

Priest wrote: I'm pretty effen marked up.

You are, however, one of the few folks I've seen who can pull off facial ink and make it look good.

I'm whimpy -- I keep the ink where I can hide it easily.

Makes subversive activities easier.

--Jaeger

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:11 pm

Jaeger wrote:
Priest wrote: I'm pretty effen marked up.
You are, however, one of the few folks I've seen who can pull off facial ink and make it look good.

You totally want me.

Jaeger · Post by **Jaeger** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:12 pm

Priest wrote:
Jaeger wrote:
Priest wrote: I'm pretty effen marked up.
You are, however, one of the few folks I've seen who can pull off facial ink and make it look good.

You totally want me.

*sigh* You caught me. I confess. Please don't get too upset about the cameras I set up under the desk in your new cube.

--Jaeger

thrasherbill · Post by **thrasherbill** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:13 pm

I'm going to get a full body tattoo of myself... only taller.

~Steven Wright

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:23 pm

Jaeger wrote:

*sigh* You caught me. I confess. Please don't get too upset about the cameras I set up under the desk in your new cube.

--Jaeger

Yikes. Depending on the length of my skirt, you may get a view of the "special" tattoos from that vantage point.

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:05 pm

Jaeger wrote:
Priest wrote: I'm pretty effen marked up.
You are, however, one of the few folks I've seen who can pull off facial ink and make it look good.

I'm whimpy -- I keep the ink where I can hide it easily. Makes subversive activities easier.

--Jaeger

I have blacklight tattoos on my face. Can't see them except under black light.

Also, the tatsleeves are a good idea. I wear long sleeves like underarmor while working at some places or if I don't feel like wanting people remebering my tattoos.

The fake tattoo sleeves and shirts are for bitches that can't get a real tattoo.

Caliann · Post by **Caliann** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:53 pm

Flatline wrote: The fake tattoo sleeves and shirts are for bitches that can't get a real tattoo.

Don't you talk about my mother like that!!! Only *I* can call her a bitch, got it?

(I bought her a fake tattoo shirt for a gag...but she had a giggle or two when she wore it to the Quilting Guild meeting.)

rolly · Post by **rolly** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 2:59 pm

Jaeger wrote:
Rabbit_Fighter wrote:What about making shirts for guys like me who are severely lacking street cred due to their tatoo free arms. Can they print tatoos onto the sleeves so I can wear them out to bars?
Already done.

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060603 ... o-sleeves/

http://www.stupid.com/fun/TSLV.html

--Jaeger

I've seen these for sale at a few 'Biker' oriented gear stores. You know, places with 'Leathers' in the name. Couldn't find where they keep the clip on ponytails tho.

Davros · Post by **Davros** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:07 pm

Man, fuck that, and while I am nowhere near as marked up as Priest, I never want to cover my tattoos. Well,except the bad one, and I just want to cover that with a better tattoo.

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:19 pm

Flatline wrote:
I have blacklight tattoos on my face. Can't see them except under black light.
Also, the tatsleeves are a good idea. I wear long sleeves like underarmor while working at some places or if I don't feel like wanting people remebering my tattoos.

The fake tattoo sleeves and shirts are for bitches that can't get a real tattoo.

Aww come on, now. Let them have the funny shirts.

I'm kind of a shady looking fucker, so as an experiment, I once put a real effort into disguising my ugly goofball appearance. I had the highest possible thermal t-neck I could find (has to go all the way to my chin to hide the big severed goat's head/pentagram thing on my throat, and up to my ears to cover the big retardo spade and stuff on my neck). I put that black Just For Men beard stuff on my face to obscure the weird shit between my mouth/chin and the aforementioned goat. I wore a ski-hat cover my forehead bling, and I wore gloves. The end result was that I looked even shadier. Like a hairy, French bank robber.

PS: Thanks to TV200's new avatar, I now know what a Dalek is. It turns out I had seen one before, just didn't know what it was called! (Not Who savvy).

Flatline · Post by **Flatline** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:27 pm

Caliann wrote:
Flatline wrote: The fake tattoo sleeves and shirts are for bitches that can't get a real tattoo.
Don't you talk about my mother like that!!! Only *I* can call her a bitch, got it?

(I bought her a fake tattoo shirt for a gag...but she had a giggle or two when she wore it to the Quilting Guild meeting.)

That's pretty damn funny actually. Maybe a good gift idea for my mommy that teaches preschool. She has been talking about getting a small tattoo since my sister and I have been getting inked.

rolly · Post by **rolly** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:06 pm

I got this tattoo on the back of my neck, I've never tried to cover it up… you'd think it would be pretty obvious, but people go months, even years without noticing it. I can usually tell by the look on their face even if they don't say anything when they do see it for the first time. Then again, I never see it, so I forget its there myself sometimes, and I'm like "when did I get what?"

The Shifty Jesus · Post by **The Shifty Jesus** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:00 pm

Priest wrote:I need the opposite of this. I want a blank skin body suit (preferrably retaining my attractive skin-tone mix of Irish/Mediterranean/Middle-Eastern rouge), a flesh tone turtleneck, some skin colored gloves, and a skin-tone ski-mask with my face silkscreened on it.

I'm pretty effen marked up.

Just for you.

Zim · Post by **Zim** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:03 pm

Caliann · Post by **Caliann** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:08 pm

MY RETINAS! MY POOR, CHARRED, CARBONIZED RETINAS!

Bigshankhank · Post by **Bigshankhank** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:53 am

Holy shite, warn a brother before posting that kind of thing...

Priest · Post by **Priest** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 8:47 am

The Shifty Jesus wrote:
Just for you.

Perfect. Hopefully it comes with the sombrero.

guitargeek · Post by **guitargeek** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:59 pm

ghost · Post by **ghost** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 3:55 pm

I- for one- cannot stop laughing at that.

The Shifty Jesus · Post by **The Shifty Jesus** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 4:49 pm

Aww come on daffodils, it's only your friendly neighborhood naked suit.

rolly · Post by **rolly** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:15 am

Arrrhgghh! There was a music video that was just the band running in slow motion in naked suits. Can't remember what it was.

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