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the tatjacket
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Pattio
- Centrifugal Savant of Two Wheel Transportation
- Location: the Olde Wheelery
the tatjacket
behold the power of the entrepreneurial spirit at work.
http://www.tatjacket.com/index.php
It's the tatjacket. the tatinator. Tatinus maximus making copies. (sorry)
http://www.tatjacket.com/index.php
It's the tatjacket. the tatinator. Tatinus maximus making copies. (sorry)
-Pattio-
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Brilliant!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Rabbit_Fighter
- Keeper of the Lava
- Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Already done.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:What about making shirts for guys like me who are severely lacking street cred due to their tatoo free arms. Can they print tatoos onto the sleeves so I can wear them out to bars?

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060603 ... o-sleeves/
http://www.stupid.com/fun/TSLV.html
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Need me some tatslacks I guess. Maybe some tatdockers for when I'm feelin' casual. Oh, and when Fall rolls around maybe some tatcords? See I have a tat on my lower leg, so that's why that's funny.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- Rench
- the Harm in Harmony
- Location: Chicago
- Contact:
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Priest
- Ancient Mariner
- Location: Frederick, Maryland
I need the opposite of this. I want a blank skin body suit (preferrably retaining my attractive skin-tone mix of Irish/Mediterranean/Middle-Eastern rouge), a flesh tone turtleneck, some skin colored gloves, and a skin-tone ski-mask with my face silkscreened on it.
I'm pretty effen marked up.
I'm pretty effen marked up.
Priest.
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
You are, however, one of the few folks I've seen who can pull off facial ink and make it look good.Priest wrote: I'm pretty effen marked up.
I'm whimpy -- I keep the ink where I can hide it easily.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
*sigh* You caught me. I confess. Please don't get too upset about the cameras I set up under the desk in your new cube.Priest wrote:You totally want me.Jaeger wrote:You are, however, one of the few folks I've seen who can pull off facial ink and make it look good.Priest wrote: I'm pretty effen marked up.
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
- thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
- Contact:
I'm going to get a full body tattoo of myself... only taller.
~Steven Wright
~Steven Wright
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Priest
- Ancient Mariner
- Location: Frederick, Maryland
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
I have blacklight tattoos on my face. Can't see them except under black light.Jaeger wrote:You are, however, one of the few folks I've seen who can pull off facial ink and make it look good.Priest wrote: I'm pretty effen marked up.
I'm whimpy -- I keep the ink where I can hide it easily.Makes subversive activities easier.
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--Jaeger
Also, the tatsleeves are a good idea. I wear long sleeves like underarmor while working at some places or if I don't feel like wanting people remebering my tattoos.
The fake tattoo sleeves and shirts are for bitches that can't get a real tattoo.
You build it, we break it.
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
Don't you talk about my mother like that!!! Only *I* can call her a bitch, got it?Flatline wrote: The fake tattoo sleeves and shirts are for bitches that can't get a real tattoo.
(I bought her a fake tattoo shirt for a gag...but she had a giggle or two when she wore it to the Quilting Guild meeting.)
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
I've seen these for sale at a few 'Biker' oriented gear stores. You know, places with 'Leathers' in the name. Couldn't find where they keep the clip on ponytails tho.Jaeger wrote:Already done.Rabbit_Fighter wrote:What about making shirts for guys like me who are severely lacking street cred due to their tatoo free arms. Can they print tatoos onto the sleeves so I can wear them out to bars?
http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20060603 ... o-sleeves/
http://www.stupid.com/fun/TSLV.html
--Jaeger
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Davros
- It's Just a Nickname
- Location: Skaro
- Contact:
Man, fuck that, and while I am nowhere near as marked up as Priest, I never want to cover my tattoos. Well,except the bad one, and I just want to cover that with a better tattoo.
If you set up a fictional universe then you can argue that certain things are, or are not, logical and consistent within that universe. Of course the fact you might be able to show something is indeed logical and consistent in a fictional world says nothing about reality.
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Priest
- Ancient Mariner
- Location: Frederick, Maryland
Aww come on, now. Let them have the funny shirts.Flatline wrote:
I have blacklight tattoos on my face. Can't see them except under black light.
Also, the tatsleeves are a good idea. I wear long sleeves like underarmor while working at some places or if I don't feel like wanting people remebering my tattoos.
The fake tattoo sleeves and shirts are for bitches that can't get a real tattoo.
I'm kind of a shady looking fucker, so as an experiment, I once put a real effort into disguising my ugly goofball appearance. I had the highest possible thermal t-neck I could find (has to go all the way to my chin to hide the big severed goat's head/pentagram thing on my throat, and up to my ears to cover the big retardo spade and stuff on my neck). I put that black Just For Men beard stuff on my face to obscure the weird shit between my mouth/chin and the aforementioned goat. I wore a ski-hat cover my forehead bling, and I wore gloves. The end result was that I looked even shadier. Like a hairy, French bank robber.
PS: Thanks to TV200's new avatar, I now know what a Dalek is. It turns out I had seen one before, just didn't know what it was called! (Not Who savvy).
Priest.
- Flatline
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Seattle
- Contact:
That's pretty damn funny actually. Maybe a good gift idea for my mommy that teaches preschool. She has been talking about getting a small tattoo since my sister and I have been getting inked.Caliann wrote:Don't you talk about my mother like that!!! Only *I* can call her a bitch, got it?Flatline wrote: The fake tattoo sleeves and shirts are for bitches that can't get a real tattoo.
(I bought her a fake tattoo shirt for a gag...but she had a giggle or two when she wore it to the Quilting Guild meeting.)
You build it, we break it.
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact:
I got this tattoo on the back of my neck, I've never tried to cover it up… you'd think it would be pretty obvious, but people go months, even years without noticing it. I can usually tell by the look on their face even if they don't say anything when they do see it for the first time. Then again, I never see it, so I forget its there myself sometimes, and I'm like "when did I get what?"
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
Just for you.Priest wrote:I need the opposite of this. I want a blank skin body suit (preferrably retaining my attractive skin-tone mix of Irish/Mediterranean/Middle-Eastern rouge), a flesh tone turtleneck, some skin colored gloves, and a skin-tone ski-mask with my face silkscreened on it.
I'm pretty effen marked up.

You can buy status, but sucking is immutable. After a certain point, upgrading only makes you suck more ostentatiously.
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Caliann
- Slutty Feminazi
- Location: Bryan/C-Stat Kinda
- Contact:
MY RETINAS! MY POOR, CHARRED, CARBONIZED RETINAS!
"There is a time and a place for ruthlessness. You and I and many others on this board were trained by the government to kill, maim and terrorize people and destroy their property. However, we must always keep in mind that the only appropriate time to do so is when it will benefit multi-national corporations."--Yogi Kuddha
- Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Holy shite, warn a brother before posting that kind of thing...
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
- guitargeek
- Master Metric Necromancer
- Location: East Goatfuck, Oklahoma
- Contact:

Elitist, arrogant, intolerant, self-absorbed.
Midliferider wrote:Wish I could wipe this shit off my shoes but it's everywhere I walk. Dang.
Pattio wrote:Never forget, as you enjoy the high road of tolerance, that it is those of us doing the hard work of intolerance who make it possible for you to shine.
xtian wrote:Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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The Shifty Jesus
- Extra Crispy Compliance Officer
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rolly
- Tim Horton hears a Who?
- Location: Greater Trauma Area
- Contact: