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Toonce(s)
Asshat Spambot
Location: south of cheese

Post by Toonce(s) » Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:24 pm

Sisyphus wrote:I'd guess that if you were to put a foot down a-la dirt track cornering-cum-motoGP-of-late, that'd be the way to do it.
Heh, finally a circumstance where ABEC ratings matter! ("Yes, they have to be ABEC 9, trust me!")


It's a stack of fuck-shit on top of itself, Ninja.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Sep 19, 2010 7:38 am

Meat side down?

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eeek...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Jonny
Sausage Pirate
Location: Anakie Rd.

Post by Jonny » Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:55 am

It's ok. Those things don't weigh so much and the back of his head probably didn't hit the tarmac very hard.

motorpsycho67
Double-dip Diogenes
Location: City of Angels

Post by motorpsycho67 » Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:30 am

Toonce wrote:
Sisyphus wrote:I'd guess that if you were to put a foot down a-la dirt track cornering-cum-motoGP-of-late, that'd be the way to do it.
Heh, finally a circumstance where ABEC ratings matter! ("Yes, they have to be ABEC 9, trust me!")


ABEC ratings are bullshit anyway...
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'82 Kawalski GPz750
etc.

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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
Location: NoVA
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:28 am

I think I dated this chick back in college.

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Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:04 am

Ninja Vagina Bubble From Hell seems like it could have been easily defeated by Ancient Walking Away Technique.

WTF?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:09 am

Wow, there are so many ways to make jokes there. I dated a girl that could make bubbles in the bathtub with her hoo-hah, but straight up bubbles sitting on a parkbench? Impressive!

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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:10 am

piccini9 wrote:Ninja Vagina Bubble From Hell seems like it could have been easily defeated by Ancient Walking Away Technique.

WTF?
Maybe his knees were weakened by her Crouching Ejaculation from-a Distance Assault
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:05 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:18 pm

Brilliant.




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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
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Post by DerGolgo » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:31 pm

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by DarkMistress » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:40 pm

Umm yeah, I'm coming back as a falcon.

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That's what she said.

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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:09 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon Oct 04, 2010 8:51 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:38 am

thrasherbill wrote:Image
Don't you love seeing stuff like that to make you really feel like you suck? I sometimes take solace in the "at least I'm not that out of shape, but then you realize that a lot of the guys who look worse than you could kick your ass.

piccini9
Everybody dies. It's a love story.

Post by piccini9 » Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:03 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:
thrasherbill wrote:Image
Don't you love seeing stuff like that to make you really feel like you suck? I sometimes take solace in the "at least I'm not that out of shape, but then you realize that a lot of the guys who look worse than you could kick your ass.
I am a big fat sissy. That guy ^^^^ is a big fat BADASS!
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Tue Oct 05, 2010 9:12 am

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-- The Mag

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Bigshankhank
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Post by Bigshankhank » Tue Oct 05, 2010 4:20 pm

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:Image
I AM NOT A MUCODDITY!!!
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

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Post by Sisyphus » Tue Oct 05, 2010 6:27 pm

I bet that guy's board is something like 12-0 by 36 x 4. Or it's an old Sunfish hull.
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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:51 pm

This is what my desktop at my office looks like.
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-- The Mag

2003 Kawasaki Vulcan 1500 Classic
2017 Chevy Silverado
1970 Chevelle SS
1951 Chevy Custom


"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which." --Douglas Adams

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:59 pm

Grandpa added some graphics to the Sig's throne. . .

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scumbag
Barista of Doom
Location: Dubbya-Eh

Post by scumbag » Tue Oct 05, 2010 8:08 pm

Rabbit_Fighter wrote:Grandpa added some graphics to the Sig's throne. . .

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ROSSI POTTY!
From Rev:
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A: Fuck you.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:50 am

speaking of The Doctor


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Jaeger
Baron von Scrapple
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Post by Jaeger » Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:04 pm

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<<NON ERRO>>
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UndertheGun
Barista of Doom
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:49 pm

Funny on several levels.

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Bigshankhank
Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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Post by Bigshankhank » Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:52 am

Yeah, I'd say he's a debaucher. After giving you a finger-bangin' with the right, he's gonna knock you a nasty charley horse with the left.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros

"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"

Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness

Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
Location: Seattle (Wedgwood)

Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:16 am

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Korpen
Super Sexy Skyscraper
Location: Madison

Post by Korpen » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:38 pm

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Ollaan hiljaa, saadaan kaloja. - Finnish proverb
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:18 am

The herbivores are after us...

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They are coming for the children!
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:50 am

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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