Heh, finally a circumstance where ABEC ratings matter! ("Yes, they have to be ABEC 9, trust me!")Sisyphus wrote:I'd guess that if you were to put a foot down a-la dirt track cornering-cum-motoGP-of-late, that'd be the way to do it.
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Toonce wrote:Heh, finally a circumstance where ABEC ratings matter! ("Yes, they have to be ABEC 9, trust me!")Sisyphus wrote:I'd guess that if you were to put a foot down a-la dirt track cornering-cum-motoGP-of-late, that'd be the way to do it.
ABEC ratings are bullshit anyway...
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Maybe his knees were weakened by her Crouching Ejaculation from-a Distance Assaultpiccini9 wrote:Ninja Vagina Bubble From Hell seems like it could have been easily defeated by Ancient Walking Away Technique.
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I AM NOT A MUCODDITY!!!MagnusTheBuilder wrote:
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Yeah, I'd say he's a debaucher. After giving you a finger-bangin' with the right, he's gonna knock you a nasty charley horse with the left.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
