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Pretty cool illustration of generational loss, really.[/url]

http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/0 ... opies.html
Pretty cool illustration of generational loss, really.[/url]
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That is actually not what is happening here.DerGolgo wrote:Not a fake, but the original, and a copy, and a copy of the copy, and a copy of that, ad nauseum.
http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/0 ... opies.html
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I saw this and what the "artist" said that he did here is total bullshit.
What it actually is, is more interesting to me. But I'm a weirdo. It looks like he took about 60 (dunno, didn't bother to count.) Blank S10 Blanks, and on the first, used the machine to cut a 0,6,2,3,5 depth key. Then Backed it off 1/60th (or so) of a space until he worked his way to 0,0,0,0,0. He did this by putting a 1/60th (or whatever) of an offset on the tip stop of the key machine. Exactly the way that someone with an improperly tuned machine makes a copy of your key that doesn't work. This is not a "Pretty cool illustration of generational loss" as when keys are copied there is no "loss of data". If you intentionally re-compress information repeatedly that is "Pretty cool illustration of generational loss" such as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Sitti ... oom">Alvin Lucier's "I'm sitting in a room".</a> The keys illustrate nothing more than someone's ability to use a machine incorrectly for long enough that it looks similar to another phenomena and so they claimed that it was that.
Keys are copied, not compressed. They are short and simple codes. They wither are correct or they are incorrect. This is not an illustration of how keys or key copiers work.
So... total bullshit. Neat to look at but nothing close to the artist's claims.
Another example of someone doing something that looks neat and then trying to figure out some sort of artistic theory to apply to it.
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