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WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:41 am

It's a repeat times a bajillion, but fake boobs shooting 80's laser beams never gets old to me.


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Post by thrasherbill » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:51 am

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His name is Ulysses.



Sorry, Bill...



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Post by UndertheGun » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:05 pm

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Post by piccini9 » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:50 am

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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Post by Sisyphus » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:18 pm

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Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
Location: Peyton Place

Post by Zim » Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:42 am

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:33 pm

Someone is preparing for either the zombiecalypse or the uprising of the opressed masses.

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Sun Apr 24, 2011 4:36 pm

And not only is he able to move at all, he is able to move at considerable speed and in a straight line.

THAT is precision, german engineering ladies and gentlemen.

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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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MATPOC
The Unreasonable Ukranian
Location: Providence, RI

Post by MATPOC » Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:19 pm

DerGolgo wrote:And not only is he able to move at all, he is able to move at considerable speed and in a straight line.

THAT is precision, german engineering ladies and gentlemen.

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The plates on the car and the fact that they are not waiting for a tow or cops make me think it's filmed in Russia. I'd probably do the same.

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Post by Ames » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:35 pm

MATPOC wrote:
DerGolgo wrote:And not only is he able to move at all, he is able to move at considerable speed and in a straight line.

THAT is precision, german engineering ladies and gentlemen.

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The plates on the car and the fact that they are not waiting for a tow or cops make me think it's filmed in Russia. I'd probably do the same.
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Post by UndertheGun » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:03 am

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Damn you, Mr. Hands!

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thrasherbill
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Post by thrasherbill » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:23 am

DerGolgo wrote:Someone is preparing for either the zombiecalypse or the uprising of the opressed masses.

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Where's the garage?
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Jaeger
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Post by Jaeger » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:04 am

UndertheGun wrote:Image

Damn you, Mr. Hands!
Great. I grew up in abortions, lived in AIDS and heart attacks, and currently live in motorcycle deaths. :roll:

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Post by Jaeger » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:04 am

JOIN THE DARK SIDE! THEY HAVE COFFEE!!!

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... not to mention better healthcare.

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Post by thrasherbill » Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:13 pm

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder

Zim
Ayatollah of Mayhem
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Post by Zim » Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:26 pm

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"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing some people having a good time on motorcycles... it makes me take another look." --Steve McQueen

UndertheGun
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Post by UndertheGun » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:08 am

Jaeger wrote:
UndertheGun wrote:Image

Damn you, Mr. Hands!
Great. I grew up in abortions, lived in AIDS and heart attacks, and currently live in motorcycle deaths. :roll:

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Jonny
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Post by Jonny » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:43 am

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Steve McQueen comes with CE approved deltoid and anconeus.

WeAintFoundShit
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Post by WeAintFoundShit » Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:17 am

Steve McQueen was fucking bullet proof.
(OK, yeah, I know, not really... But he was just so COOL.)
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Post by guitargeek » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:23 pm

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Zim
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Post by Zim » Wed May 04, 2011 6:12 am

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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Wed May 04, 2011 10:41 am

Not a fake, but the original, and a copy, and a copy of the copy, and a copy of that, ad nauseum.

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http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/0 ... opies.html

Pretty cool illustration of generational loss, really.[/url]
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

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Post by MagnusTheBuilder » Wed May 04, 2011 2:41 pm

DerGolgo wrote:Not a fake, but the original, and a copy, and a copy of the copy, and a copy of that, ad nauseum.

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http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/0 ... opies.html

Pretty cool illustration of generational loss, really.[/url]
That is actually not what is happening here.
I saw this and what the "artist" said that he did here is total bullshit.

What it actually is, is more interesting to me. But I'm a weirdo. It looks like he took about 60 (dunno, didn't bother to count.) Blank S10 Blanks, and on the first, used the machine to cut a 0,6,2,3,5 depth key. Then Backed it off 1/60th (or so) of a space until he worked his way to 0,0,0,0,0. He did this by putting a 1/60th (or whatever) of an offset on the tip stop of the key machine. Exactly the way that someone with an improperly tuned machine makes a copy of your key that doesn't work. This is not a "Pretty cool illustration of generational loss" as when keys are copied there is no "loss of data". If you intentionally re-compress information repeatedly that is "Pretty cool illustration of generational loss" such as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Sitti ... oom">Alvin Lucier's "I'm sitting in a room".</a> The keys illustrate nothing more than someone's ability to use a machine incorrectly for long enough that it looks similar to another phenomena and so they claimed that it was that.

Keys are copied, not compressed. They are short and simple codes. They wither are correct or they are incorrect. This is not an illustration of how keys or key copiers work.

So... total bullshit. Neat to look at but nothing close to the artist's claims.

Another example of someone doing something that looks neat and then trying to figure out some sort of artistic theory to apply to it.
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DerGolgo
Zaphod's Zeitgeist
Location: Potato

Post by DerGolgo » Thu May 05, 2011 8:35 am

MagnusTheBuilder wrote:...stuff...
He lied? Sniff. Now, I'm sad. :cry:
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?

I said I have a big stick.

Rabbit_Fighter
Keeper of the Lava
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Post by Rabbit_Fighter » Thu May 05, 2011 1:08 pm

DerGolgo wrote:
MagnusTheBuilder wrote:...stuff...
He lied? Sniff. Now, I'm sad. :cry:
Yeah he lied, but he also made this song, which has lovely ladies in the video.

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Post by FastCat » Fri May 06, 2011 12:38 am

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Post by xtian » Fri May 06, 2011 2:04 am

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I'm not really from around here.

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Post by thrasherbill » Fri May 13, 2011 8:55 am

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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
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I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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Post by Bigshankhank » Fri May 13, 2011 8:59 am

That must have been one hell of a high curb... :lol:
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