All you pudpulllers might be wondering why my recent postings arre becoming more vitriolic. Both bikes are down and this is the eighth day I've had to drive to work.
The Sporty's been stuck in 2nd ggear and I haven't had the tiime to loook into it. And now the Beemer's clutch went out, and all the parts and all won't be in tilll later this week--meaning I'm driving to work for a total of two plus consecutive weeks at least.
FUCK!
So if I've offended anyone's delicate sensibilities, I have some simple advice for you: now's an outstanding time to unwad your panties and get over it.
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God dammit
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
God dammit
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
Re: God dammit
FUCK YOU!
It's snowing here, have not had a proper ride in over a week, and before that it was a WHOLE MONTH!
so stop whining and get wrenching, can't be that hard to fix the HD, you got a hammer, right?
It's snowing here, have not had a proper ride in over a week, and before that it was a WHOLE MONTH!
so stop whining and get wrenching, can't be that hard to fix the HD, you got a hammer, right?
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: God dammit
I ain't got no bike, so quitcherbitchen
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: God dammit
That reminds me: listen you Slavic fuck, you deserve a megaton of fuck yous for every Russian fucking Thistle that rolls in my path and explodes into a fury of little ass russki thorns that find their way in my helmet and down my shirt. Plus, like every year, I'm gonna have to start picking the bastards out of my backMATPOC wrote:FUCK YOU!
It's snowing here, have not had a proper ride in over a week, and before that it was a WHOLE MONTH!
so stop whining and get wrenching, can't be that hard to fix the HD, you got a hammer, right?
Yard, so fuck you and your distant relative responsible for bringing this nasty scourge to this country.
Hammer. OK, you got me; that was damn funny, but you're still more than welcome to fuck off for all that tumbleweed bullshit.
@ Hank: so steal one fer crissakes. Then you can tell us all what it really feels like to ride it like it's stolen. Duh.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
Re: God dammit
I have no fucking idea what a fucking Titsle is and how am I fucking responsible for it being a fucking thorn in your fucking side, all I know it's minus fucking 12ºC this morning (whatever it is in Fahrenheit, 12ºF?) and I can't ride my new toy, so I'm extra fucking cranky, plus I'm busy and stressed at work, which isn't a bad thing in the middle of the winter. My wifey tell me it's -19ºC (just below 0ºF) in her home town, may drop to -40ºC (same as -40ºF, I know that for sure) it may as well be -190, I have no idea how people survive this shit! Coldest weather I had ever experienced was one of those times when it dropped to 0ºF (-18ºC) and I was stupid enough to go for a "Cold Weather Challenge" ride with Pattio. Helmet visor iced up, Pattios throttle froze (I tried riding his bike and dumped it) tire grip was nil and I was happy it was over when after riding 10 miles we took a photo in front of the bank thermometer and returned to the shop for some hot beverages. We did not win the challenge since every year some fuckers from Minnesota or some other forsaken place take it home with -10ºF because it was the warmest day for them to ride and we had to wait till midnight for it to drop to 0ºF
Point being, I have no fucking control over this shit, just like my marriage, but I can fix the bike! So grab that hammer and show that Iron Beast who's the boss! (Wish it worked with wiminz type)
And Hank, you are welcome to any of my bikes, only problem is that 1500-2000 mile trip you have to take.... wish you all were a little closer.
Point being, I have no fucking control over this shit, just like my marriage, but I can fix the bike! So grab that hammer and show that Iron Beast who's the boss! (Wish it worked with wiminz type)
And Hank, you are welcome to any of my bikes, only problem is that 1500-2000 mile trip you have to take.... wish you all were a little closer.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: God dammit
Girls, com'on now, it's ok, you're both pretty. Now take your meds and play nice.
--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
Re: God dammit
Ah! Those are the sounds of winter, I knew something had been missing this year...
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: God dammit
Omigod! Jaeger totally just said I'm pretty!!!!!!!!Jaeger wrote:Girls, com'on now, it's ok, you're both pretty.
Omigod!
Omigod!
Omigod!
Omigod!
Omigod!
Oh, and someone give Matpoc a hug. He's cold. (Wait, I thought cold = warm for Russkis? Or maybe he's really a closet Californian.
)'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
Re: God dammit
To be honest I'm not really a Russkiy, just a jew-boy form Ukraine, don't think my people had come from Egypt anyway, more likely some Greek/Roman/Turkish/Tatar settlers that accepted Judaism long time ago while Russia was nothing more than couple villages around Kiev and it was known as Kiev's Russia, kind of odd since Kiev now is capitol of Ukraine... anyway, born and raised in Odessa, not the same one Hank was talking about, it's a 200 year old city built in the place of a Tatar settlement after Russian Empire took the land from Ottoman Empire (Turks) in some war in 1790's, and they quickly built the port which became a free port (porto franco as we know it) with a population larger than entire state of Rhode Island it's a 5th largest city in Ukraine but at one time it was 4th largest city in Russia, still is largest southern seaport in what is now known as Ukraine and also one of the summer vacation destinations, if Crimea is like Florida than we are Virgina Beach, warm in the summer, not so cold in the winter but it does snow. This may explain why I don't like cold, never liked cold and never want to be cold... I know it's warm in Florida but it's the worst fucking place for riding, all my friends who moved there sold their bikes. I like the coast and only place that I really liked so far was San Francisco but there is no fucking way I can afford that so North East it is... at least I get to ride most of the year, no one wants to take away my 2 strokes and no fucking earthquakes!
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12ci
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Rive Gauche Anacostia
Re: God dammit
he must be upset: his spelling is near pperfect....
Zer0 wrote:All you pudpulllers might be wondering why my recent postings arre becoming more vitriolic. Both bikes are down and this is the eighth day I've had to drive to work.
The Sporty's been stuck in 2nd ggear and I haven't had the tiime to loook into it. And now the Beemer's clutch went out, and all the parts and all won't be in tilll later this week--meaning I'm driving to work for a total of two plus consecutive weeks at least.
FUCK!
So if I've offended anyone's delicate sensibilities, I have some simple advice for you: now's an outstanding time to unwad your panties and get over it.
today you decide what tomorrow will bring
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
- Contact:
Re: God dammit
12ci wrote:he must be upset: his spelling is near pperfect....
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: God dammit
It's because I wrote that on my Ipod--a lot harder to type sloppily, and the keys don't mess with me the way they do on a regular keyboard--especially the one at work, which causes single letters to sometimes double, and double ones to triple. I'm writing this from my desktop at home, which works great.Beemer should be fixed Sat, which rules because my mellow is all but tapped: not only am I bikeless, but I'm down to only 2 beers in the fridge, and not even a gram of bud. It's like I have male PMS. If it can get worse, it probably will either mañana or übermañana. Stay tuned. Watch for earthquake or freeway collapse news, and my name will likely be mentioned in the first line. Just sayin.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: God dammit
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: God dammit
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'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: God dammit
Your ASCII is weak, but opening it as a quote shows me what you meantZer0 wrote:/´¯/)
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It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: God dammit
Goddammit, that's not what it loooked like when I copied and pasted. Fucking ASCII or whatever it's callled.
(seriously, I love you all. Usually)
(seriously, I love you all. Usually)
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: God dammit
Solutions abound:
You can come up to Norcal and steal my bike. Matpoc gets better weather and Zero gets a bike that has slightly more than 2 gears. Win win baby.
You can come up to Norcal and steal my bike. Matpoc gets better weather and Zero gets a bike that has slightly more than 2 gears. Win win baby.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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MATPOC
- The Unreasonable Ukranian
- Location: Providence, RI
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
- Location: Exiled to Living in a Van Down By The River
- Contact:
Re: God dammit
Its been done so often, its almost a cliche'...goose wrote:Solutions abound:
You can come up to Norcal and steal my bike.
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Zer0
- Professor of Poop
- Location: Smoggy Valley--east of Smog City
Re: God dammit
All better now. Some misfiring on the BeeEm--will have to study up on, then adjust points, but have been riding to work two weeks now. Blue skies over SoCal once again-- low 60s.
Thank you for all the comforting words. Carry on.
Thank you for all the comforting words. Carry on.
'74 R90/6--Thor
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
'05 Sportster 1200--FrankenRat
My boy D when he was 4 wrote:Bones aren't important--we like motorcycles.
High Kommand wrote:That's the problem with giving a bike a girl's name. Too much temptation to lay it down to examine the undercarriage...
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
Re: God dammit
OUCH! True, but ouch anyway!Bigshankhank wrote:Its been done so often, its almost a cliche'...goose wrote:Solutions abound:
You can come up to Norcal and steal my bike.
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9