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piccini9
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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DerGolgo
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I love how some people will be all hot and bothered about variable geometry turbochargers ... and then you can show them a picture like that and point out that it is truly a revolutionary technology - and has been revolutionary since the 1850s... 
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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thrasherbill
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
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Jaeger
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thrasherbill wrote:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Goddamnit, I wish I'd thought of that.
--Jaeger
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Is it too late? Is your finger growing back?Jaeger wrote: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Goddamnit, I wish I'd thought of that.
--Jaeger
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
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Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
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Jaeger
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Heh, it's been gone for over 23 years now so I don't anticipate its return any time soon. Perhaps I can just steal the idea...Bigshankhank wrote:Is it too late? Is your finger growing back?Jaeger wrote: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Goddamnit, I wish I'd thought of that.
--Jaeger
--Jaeger
<<NON ERRO>>Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
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thrasherbill
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Majestic Unicorns Motorcycle Club, Vancouver BC
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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DerGolgo
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Wait ... so does it make them our nemesis, what with them having taken our cars?thrasherbill wrote:Majestic Unicorns Motorcycle Club, Vancouver BC
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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thrasherbill
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DerGolgo wrote:Wait ... so does it make them our nemesis, what with them having taken our cars?thrasherbill wrote:Majestic Unicorns Motorcycle Club, Vancouver BC
MUMC is an all female club. I'd totally rumble them.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Isn't there another Unicorn MC that's all dudes?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Moar Spoookier chair pitcher...
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red
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Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
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1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
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red
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Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
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1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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You see a man wearing this, you know he's afraid of nothing:
Apparently, the actual patch a unit of trainee-pilots selected for themselves.
Apparently, the actual patch a unit of trainee-pilots selected for themselves.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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Sisyphus
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I met a guy who'd been a for-realz F14 figher pilot w/ the Navy. He laughed about the BS from Top Gun where they names like Iceman and Maverick. His was "Chunks" because he vomited in his mask one time, and another guy was "Muffy" for some reason. Great guy, wonder what ever happened to him.
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xtian
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A scriptwriter friend of mine told me the story of an actor playing a jet pilot, when he was told about the nicknames, he picked "chief" (or something like that), and for the rest of the shooting, the whole army staff called him "goat".Sisyphus wrote:I met a guy who'd been a for-realz F14 figher pilot w/ the Navy. He laughed about the BS from Top Gun where they names like Iceman and Maverick. His was "Chunks" because he vomited in his mask one time, and another guy was "Muffy" for some reason. Great guy, wonder what ever happened to him.
I'm not really from around here.
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thrasherbill
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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ok, now that was funny!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
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"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
Re: Husaberg Build: "I pictured it more like the heroin addicted ex that keeps turning up, the bleeding you dry, breaking your heart, and crushing your soul, but you keep taking her back because it's the most fun ride you've ever had..." Bo-9
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Bigshankhank
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Yes, obvious really yet unstated until now. Bravo old chap!goose wrote:ok, now that was funny!
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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So in my IT gig we have a lot of dental clients, and testing digital x-ray sensors is a fairly regular occurrence. Keys make a good test subject, and I use the bomb-n-bars fob that roadmissle made up http://www.utmc-forum.org/utmc/pub/view ... t=16619830. This is what the test patient's file looked like after a recent network upgrade.
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Doom? Doom.
DOOOM!!11!!! TM
DOOOM!!11!!! TM
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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^^^^
THANK YOU!
That actually made me laugh out loud!
If that was a movie poster, I'd go watch it, even if it was a romantic comedy directed by Michael Bay!
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Wait, no ... if Michael Bay ever did a romantic comedy, I'd watch that just for the surrealist factor, nevermind the poster.
THANK YOU!
That actually made me laugh out loud!
If that was a movie poster, I'd go watch it, even if it was a romantic comedy directed by Michael Bay!
...
Wait, no ... if Michael Bay ever did a romantic comedy, I'd watch that just for the surrealist factor, nevermind the poster.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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Oh my ... George Takei's twitter feed is surprisingly funny, he keeps firing of stuff like this:
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
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“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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DerGolgo
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If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
I said I have a big stick.