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- Ayatollah of Mayhem
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by calamari kid » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:30 pm
piccini9 wrote:Moebius?
Apollonia Saintclair, apparently.
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/apollonia%20saintclair
"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
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by SpecialK » Wed Jul 03, 2013 11:50 am
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“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:32 pm
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:46 pm
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:22 pm
I love how some people will be all hot and bothered about variable geometry turbochargers ... and then you can show them a picture like
that and point out that it is truly a revolutionary technology - and has been revolutionary since the
1850s...

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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by thrasherbill » Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:26 pm
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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by Jaeger » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:23 am
thrasherbill wrote:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Goddamnit, I wish I'd thought of that.
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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Bigshankhank
- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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by Bigshankhank » Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:11 pm
Jaeger wrote:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Goddamnit, I wish I'd thought of that.
--Jaeger
Is it too late? Is your finger growing back?
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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Jaeger
- Baron von Scrapple
- Location: NoVA
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by Jaeger » Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:50 am
Bigshankhank wrote:Jaeger wrote:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! THAT'S FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Goddamnit, I wish I'd thought of that.
--Jaeger
Is it too late? Is your finger growing back?
Heh, it's been gone for over 23 years now so I don't anticipate its return any time soon. Perhaps I can just steal the idea...
--Jaeger
Bigshankhank wrote:The world is a fucking wreck, but there is still sunshine in some places. Go outside and look for it.
<<NON ERRO>>
2018 Indian Scout -- "Lilah"
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
- Location: The Ranch, Langley, B.C. eh
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Contact:
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by thrasherbill » Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:53 am
Majestic Unicorns Motorcycle Club, Vancouver BC
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:25 am
thrasherbill wrote:Majestic Unicorns Motorcycle Club, Vancouver BC
Wait ... so does it make them our nemesis, what with them having taken our cars?

If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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by thrasherbill » Thu Aug 01, 2013 9:46 am
DerGolgo wrote:thrasherbill wrote:Majestic Unicorns Motorcycle Club, Vancouver BC
Wait ... so does it make them our nemesis, what with them having taken our cars?

MUMC is an all female club. I'd totally rumble them.
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:06 pm
Isn't there another Unicorn MC that's all dudes?
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:07 pm
Moar Spoookier chair pitcher...

Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
- Location: Indy
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by red » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:24 pm
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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red
- Yap. Doomed for all eternity.
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by red » Thu Aug 01, 2013 5:40 pm
Proud Survivor From Thread Hole 64 Campaign
1998 Ducati 900SS/CR
1987 CBR600F Hurricane Sprawl Bike
-=High Tech / Low Life=-
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:48 am
You see a man wearing this, you know he's afraid of nothing:
Apparently, the actual patch a unit of trainee-pilots selected for themselves.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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Sisyphus
- Rigging the Ancient Mariner
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by Sisyphus » Sun Aug 11, 2013 4:05 pm
I met a guy who'd been a for-realz F14 figher pilot w/ the Navy. He laughed about the BS from Top Gun where they names like Iceman and Maverick. His was "Chunks" because he vomited in his mask one time, and another guy was "Muffy" for some reason. Great guy, wonder what ever happened to him.
Sent from my POS laptop plugged into the wall
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xtian
- Le coureur de lames chasse Tinti...
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by xtian » Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:36 pm
Sisyphus wrote:I met a guy who'd been a for-realz F14 figher pilot w/ the Navy. He laughed about the BS from Top Gun where they names like Iceman and Maverick. His was "Chunks" because he vomited in his mask one time, and another guy was "Muffy" for some reason. Great guy, wonder what ever happened to him.
A scriptwriter friend of mine told me the story of an actor playing a jet pilot, when he was told about the nicknames, he picked "chief" (or something like that), and for the rest of the shooting, the whole army staff called him "goat".
I'm not really from around here.
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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by thrasherbill » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:17 pm
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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goose
- Pâté de Foie Gras
- Location: Foggy Peninsula West of Oakland and South of Marin
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by goose » Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:37 pm
ok, now that was funny!
Drink triples til you're seeing double, feeling single, and looking for trouble! -Johnny Nitro, RIP
"British bikes of that era are made of a special alloy known as Brittainium. It is the only metal known to be able to rust even when fully submerged in oil. It also corrodes microscopic passages through itself whenever it makes contact with any known gasketing material." - AZ Rider
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- Fully Autonomous Cock-Puncher
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by Bigshankhank » Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:40 pm
goose wrote:ok, now that was funny!
Yes, obvious really yet unstated until now. Bravo old chap!
It's time for Humankind to ditch the imaginary friends of our species' childhood and grow the fuck up.
-Davros
"Lasse mich deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern"
Let me sacrifice your soul to the ruler of darkness
Always carry a bottle of whiskey when you travel in case of a snakebite. Futhermore, always carry a small snake.
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calamari kid
- Ayatollah of Mayhem
- Location: Lake Shitty
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by calamari kid » Thu Aug 15, 2013 6:08 pm
So in my IT gig we have a lot of dental clients, and testing digital x-ray sensors is a fairly regular occurrence. Keys make a good test subject, and I use the bomb-n-bars fob that roadmissle made up
http://www.utmc-forum.org/utmc/pub/view ... t=16619830. This is what the test patient's file looked like after a recent network upgrade.

"Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon." -Honda manual circa 1962
"Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...." -Hunter S Thompson
"A psychotic is a guy who's just found out what's going on." -William S. Burroughs
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:04 pm
Doom? Doom.
DOOOM!!11!!!
TM
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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thrasherbill
- Burninator of the Dirt Oval
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by thrasherbill » Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:27 pm
KZ's are for assholes... - scumbag
Well, if KZ riders are assholes, and CB riders are fucktards, I guess Buell riders can forthwith be known as cunts. - guitargeek
I cannot brain today, I have the dumb. - piccini9
In other news, I want to have sex with your bike. - Beemer Dan
A beard, it's like tits for your face. - MagnusTheBuilder
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:37 am
^^^^
THANK YOU!
That
actually made me laugh out loud!
If that was a movie poster, I'd go watch it, even if it
was a romantic comedy directed by Michael Bay!
...
Wait, no ... if Michael Bay ever did a romantic comedy, I'd watch that just for the surrealist factor, nevermind the poster.
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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piccini9
- Everybody dies. It's a love story.
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by piccini9 » Sat Aug 31, 2013 4:42 am
Adding pink and unicorns makes everything better.
-roadmissile
Treatment may include things like riding motorcycles and crocheting… whatever it takes to counteract the deleterious effects of existence. - Rolly
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:40 am
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.
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SpecialK
- Magnum Jihad
- Location: 'round
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by SpecialK » Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:03 pm
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“Why don't you listen to something really classical, like Mozart, Mendelssohn, or Motörhead?”, Rimmer.
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DerGolgo
- Zaphod's Zeitgeist
- Location: Potato
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by DerGolgo » Sun Sep 08, 2013 9:47 am
If there were absolutely anything to be afraid of, don't you think I would have worn pants?
I said I have a big stick.